Weird! I can’t even jack off right now.

I spent much of the last ten years of my marriage using masturbation as a source of sexual gratification, since wife-sex wasn’t that thrilling. Now I’m getting sex nearly every day, but was curious to see what the old stand by would feel like.

Started with looking up my favorite porn site, www.youporn.com, and spent some time checking out the blow job videos. Great site, all free, check it out.

Spent a good 15 minutes trying to get aroused and working on myself, but never got that old feeling of pleasure… finally gave up and got back on Ashley Madison to figure out my next chick.

I loved being married, but the sex thing sure does suck.

By 100 Girls in 1 Year

LA was an amazing experience, 5 girls in 5 days, and I went back to the first one for a long session on Sunday night before I left. She and I have been friends for a long time, and had great sex the first night, and I wanted to leave LA with another great sexual experience.

I never did hook up with a porno chick while I was there, but did get several contacts from people emailing me with propositons… chicks and agents that wanted publicity in the blog. I just never had time, so I will absolutely follow up on my next trip down there.

The Lesbo couple emailed me, thanked me and said they would love to do it again some day. I told them I’d be back, but that they should find another lesbo couple for me as well for next time. Gotta keep focused on the 100 you know…

Speaking of which, I have a date tonight with a new chick I met at Whole Foods a couple weeks ago. She is Yoga bunny, perfect little Yoga body, married and bored. We had tea together before I went to LA and have talked a lot via text… she is ready to brave the world of illicit sex, and I’ll be happy to help her.

I think I am a couple chicks ahead of schedule now, thanks to LA, but I need to get cracking on finding new ones around here.

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The Girls from Friday night had so much fun, they asked me to meet another lesbian friend of theirs in Venice who wanted to try a man too. Sweet! Girl had recently broken up with her partner, had always thought about being with a cock, but had never had the opportunity to do in a way that worked for her. I was happy to help out.

The lesbo couple took me to her house and introduced us… she was a little tall for me, maybe 5′9′ (I usually like my chicks to be very small and petite), but I was really into the whole fucking a lesbian thing. Stuff of fantasy, you know. The Friday chicks left us to our work. We had a drink, talked about life, my Quest, her life, etc. She was VERY nervous. I started kissing the back of her neck and went very slowly into stripping her down, and carrying her to the bed. Told her to stop me at any time if it wasn’t working for her.

Wish I could say it was an amazing time, but she really never got into it. She was very sweet, apologized a lot, but she just couldn’t get herself to truly enjoy it. Maybe it was our chemistry, maybe she just isn’t ready for cock, but it was obvious she wasn’t going to be able to come or really get into it no matter what we tried. I understood, and she was very sweet to let me fuck her anyway. In these situation I do what most guys probably do, I turn the girl over, lie them on their stomach and fuck them from behind hard and fast. Wasn’t a great orgasm like the night before, but I’ll take it…

18 down, 82 to go.

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So I met the man-horny lesbians (their term, not mine) on Friday evening and we didn’t even bother with dinner… went straight to their bedroom! Beautiful home in Santa Monica, some ocean view (if you lean out the window), but a wonderful master bedroom. We started out a little weird since neither of them had been with a guy for years. Their fantasy was to undress each, play each other in front of a guy, then have the guy fuck them both, going back and forth. I swear I was born under a lucky star.

I watched them strip, kiss, nibble, suck, and play with each other for about a half hour. Sat in a comfy chair and just stroked myself while watching these skinny little things stick their fingers and tongues in each other. Then the short haired-girl lay down on top of the long-haired one and invited me over. I stuck my cock directly in her pussy and had my way with her for a few minutes, then bent down (I was standing against the end of the bed) and entered the bottom girl and then went back to the first girl. I’d never done this before and it was a little awkward physically at first (angles and all), but I somehow got the hang of it. Felt amazing. Going back and forth into to different shaved little pussy’s, over and over again, felt like heaven. They were both laughing, squealing, and wriggling all over each other.

The girls turned around on each other since longhair wanted to suck on me. I went back and forth between her partner’s pussy and her lovely little mouth… she wasn’t very good at it, but what do you expect? It was a huge turn on… I just love going from pussy to mouth, having one girl taste the other on my cock… Long hair had so much fun, she talked short hair into doing the same thing… I was game!

Short hair had NEVER had a cock before, but she was even better than long hair with her mouth… after dipping into her girlfriend, I grabbed her head in my hands and fucked her mouth for at least five minutes, then asked them where they wanted me to come… I was getting close and didn’t want to screw up their fantasy. They quickly talked and decided I would come on short hair’s stomach after fucking long hair… they lined up and I had a wonderful time looking at their little bodies while I fucked one, pulled out and jerked myself all over the other…

Their fantasy was filled, and I crossed two more off my 100 list!

But my weekend wasn’t over yet… had another lesbian before it was all over…

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Last Thursday Afternoon – Met with G15 at Gladstones Restaurant… one of my favorite casual places in LA. Perfect place to take a hot chick. This one was a AshMad girl who I had talked with on the phone a lot, and met with earlier in the day. We had perfect chemistry and I explained my whole “Quest” thing to her. She dug it.

We walked on the beach, had a fun dinner at an ocean-side table, then took a huge piece of their famous chocolate cake home and smeared it all over her body. We made a huge mess of the sheets (I tipped the maid $50 bucks, poor girl).

Sex was awesome, very natural, sweet and sexy. She loved blowing me and using her tongue. I loved licking every inch of her tiny body. She had dried chocolate frosting on her breasts when we woke up about 3am so we took a shower together, then had really sweet sex again for another hour or so.

This Girl was into the Quest and spent the next morning reading the whole blog right from the beginning. And then she made an excellent suggestion. She said she had a lesbian couple who were close friends of hers and who had been trying to find a guy to have sex with together, just for the variety. I loved the idea, but was a little hesitant… Lesbians are not always the most attractive chicks in the world.

But she showed me their pics on her myspace page (I’m going to have to get into this myspace thing… my God there are hot chics everywhere on this thing), and I was impressed. Both girls were tri-athletes and had that whole rib-showing thing that I like so much. (I know, I’m shallow).

She called the girls and they were up for meeting me.

I’ll finish the story later… Gotta get back to work, but it makes me hard just thinking about it!

17 down, 83 to go.

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Wow… what a weekend. I just got back from LA and I’m thinking of moving down there! I haven’t had time to write up my adventures yet (I still have to work a little bit), but I’ll get it to you asap. Let me just say that I had sex with 5 girls down there, and three of them were LESBIANS! I think I have found a new niche of girls for my quest that I had never thought of before! I’ll get to the details when I get back to my computer tonight…

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How do I go about fucking a porno star? Can’t be that hard. Porno stars are all over the place down here… two-thirds of all pornos are filmed here in LA (okay, in The Valley). Always wanted to have sex with a porno chick… if anyone knows one that might be willing, send me an email and I’ll get her some good publicity in this blog. I’m up to over 1,000 hits a day right now, and it is getting more all the time…. and I’m guessing that it is a readership that would enjoy porn!

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In LA for a few days… came down to have sex with an old friend of mine. I’ve known her for 25 years, went to high school with her and for some reason we never slept together. We were always flirting, always attracted but we always both had other people we didn’t want to cheat on. We finally had our chance last night!

She is a sweetheart and has the classical LA body… nose job, boob job, bleached blond hair, Pilates body, tan all year, etc. She was an actress on a Soap Opera for about ten years and is now a writer for a couple of the daytime dramas.

She came to my hotel (Loews in Santa Monica) yesterday afternoon, and without even saying a hello to each other, we started kissing fondling and stripping each other. It was like we tacitly agreed just to get the sex out of the way before either of us said a word to screw it up! Was a lot of fun, but didn’t last long. She came within about ten minutes of me being inside of her and I was very quick to follow. Then we talked, and laughed and walked on the beach and had dinner and then fucked our brains out for the rest of the night. Can’t believe we didn’t do this 25 years ago! Yes, she is still married, but obviously not that attached.

Have another date tonight with an AshleyMadison chick… met her for coffee this morning and we had a lot of chemistry… very cool chick. I told her about this Quest and she is all into it. She might even be able to score me a friend or two of hers while I am down her. Heck I might just stay down here through the weekend!

I love that women are into this Quest… at least half of the positive email I get is from women who are turned on by the descriptions, if not the Quest itself. Of course nearly all of the negative email comes from other women…

14 down, 86 to go and still loving it!

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Screaming Hot Little Cleaning Chick came over again today… Oh my God that girl is something. So young, so innocent, so dirty, so willing to please, so desperate to be loved, so fucking good. What a difference from that young Suicide Girl.

I successfully put off offering to take her to Tahoe for now, but it is just a matter of time… She desperately wants to spend the night… she even told me that she would let me fuck her in the ass if I take her to dinner and let her stay the night… that is the kind of girl she is, and I just know I will end up paying big-time for it someday… hopefully after I fuck her in the ass!

No way I am taking her to dinner in public. (I just refuse to be THAT guy.) But I probably will take her to Tahoe sometime… and maybe lunch in public… I’ll pretend she is my daughter…

She also asked me to teach her to deep throat, and I was happy to oblige… seems to be a skill few girls have, but many want to work on. I pushed her hard, she gagged a lot, and then I fucked her from behind as long as I could, pushing her head into the bed, and staring at her perfect little body…. I just love that view… ass spread wide, head down, tits swaying… a perfect position with the right girl.

I gave her a website to check out that shows you how to deep throat, and told her to practice, practice, practice, then come back and see me!

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I love this new shaved pussy trend. 15 years ago it was rare, for me at least, to find a girl that routinely shaved much more than her bikini line, but now almost everyone is shaved to one degree or another.

Been with some who have the landing strip, some who have the triangle and a couple who go totally bald…. all of which I love. I love to lick pussy (probably because my wife was always uncomfortable with it and we humans always seem to want what we don’t have). And licking pussy with no hair is much more fun. More fun on the eyes, on the tongue and on my cock. The only thing I don’t like is the unshaved/whisker look or feel. Don’t do that. Once you start shaving, keep it shaved!

Just my two cents for today.

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A Few folks have asked how to get chicks on AshMad or other dating sites.. it can be tough. I don’t know the numbers, but it seems like there are about 100 guys for every hot chick. And some of the “girls” are not girls, but idiot guys with no life and like to Chat. Or they are too ugly or too afraid to actually walk their talk, and will do nothing but waste your time or want to “chatsex” with you. Boring!

I’ve spent a couple months studying what works and what doesn’t and have had some real successes. I’m happy to pass along some of my lessons learned. I’ll write em up whenever I can, and post them. Happy to hear of anything that you have found that works… never too late to learn! I still have 80 something chicks to convince to fuck me!

Here are a couple off the top of my head… I’ll get more detailed when I have time.

1. I never go for the younger girls. I can get them at coffee shops. On AshMad I look for the married, 30-40 MILF who are so bored or frustrated that they will do ANYTHING to you, for whatever desperate reasons they have. Young girls have so many offers that it is nearly impossible to get their attention and they are way too high maintenance.

2. I never go for the single girls… same reason as above. Some of these chicks are looking for sugardaddies, and while I support that, AshMad is not the place for it. There are several good websites where the girls are hotter and easier to deal with if that is you thing.

3. I try to target women from the suburbs. I rarely go for girls from San Francisco or San Jose… I try for those in Concord, Walnut Creek or Petaluma or Sonoma. You want a small town girl that doesn’t have much other opportunity to do this sort of thing and that has something to lose if it becomes public.

Lots more to come…

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Suicide Girl was a bit of a bummer. Of course I still had sex with her since I’m a guy think with the little head when I am in bed with a chick, and because I need the numbers for my Quest, but I really should have just kissed her forehead and left soon after I got there. Sad case…. miserable life and she likes to re-live the miserable parts… Guess the SuicideGirl thing is more than skin deep.

I met her at her apartment that she shares with her roommate and her roommate’s unhappy cat. We sat on her bed and I listened to her. Just nodded and said “hmmmm…” a lot. After an hour or so, I just reached out and started to take off her shirt. She hardly flinched and didn’t stop talking. I spent the next half hour half listening to her while I sucked on her sweet little breasts that each had a tattoo and a nipple ring. Never really thought much about nipple rings before, but I have to admit they are kind of sexy.

My body was turned on, my brain was turned off…. my body won, of course. Moved down to her well groomed (a nice surprise) kitty and had my fun there. Clit was pierced too of course, and I am not opposed to that either. She barely noticed I was there. I didn’t even bother with a blowjob, or trying to really get her into it. Just played with her body and tried to tune out her talking and sighs. Finally I just turned her over spread her legs and fucked her from behind lying flat on top of her and pushing her head into the pillow. She shut up for awhile, but started in again as soon as I was done. I split as soon as I could… she seemed resigned to it. She thanked me for spending time with her and said I was a really nice guy.

Strange, sad little girl. Perfect little slutty body, fucked up brain. Maybe just too young somehow. What a difference between her and my little 19 year old cleaning girl… I need another session with her to wash this one out of my brain.

Another one down, but not a very fun one. 87 to go!

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God Bless the dudes that started Ashley Madison! They really hit on something, and while there are lots of other sites out there, I’ve never found one that worked as well… and no they don’t pay me! But maybe I should ask them to host this blog….hmmm..

Some of you have emailed or commented that you want some tips on how to use AshMad best… I do have some things to share and I’ll do so when I get a couple minutes… my first priority is to get myself laid, then I’ll help you…

Speaking of which… date tonight with that dark little Suicide Girl. Not sure about this one… she is physically perfect for me, tiny and slutty looking, but I get the feeling that she is going to talk a lot about how miserable her life is. I’ve talked to her on the phone a couple times and texted back and forth a little now. I’m a type A kind of guy and naturally want to get people to figure out how to fix themselves – which almost no one appreciates. I will have to try and hold my tongue, or use it for purposes other than talking. We’ll see. I am prepared for the worst, and will hope for the best.

Still don’t have a third girl for this week… need to stop hanging out with Girl #2 on the weekends so I can catch up… I’m still one girl short for my goal right now.

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31 years old, Asain babe married to a somewhat successful sports star here in the Bay Area. (Hope I’m not giving away too much.) He is on the road a lot and cheats on her all the time. She listens to Howard Stern, heard an ad for AshMad and decided to play the same game. Basically she was out for revenge and for a good time, and I was very happy to help on both counts.

About 5′3″, 105 lbs, limber, in great shape, hair too short and kind of angry, but was a lot of fun in bed. Got a hotel in the city (Hyatt Regency, top floor) about 5pm, had a drink in the bar downstairs, went to the room, checked out the view. I stood behind her and fondled her breasts a little, nibbled on her neck, and a few seconds later she was naked and we were in the shower together.

Married girls are so much less inhibited than single girls, and they are usually sexually bored, frustrated or, in her case, out for revenge… with these types I usually start off with the nastiest things, just to see what they are up for… She was up for anything. I had my tongue in her ass before I even kissed her, and she was squealing. Pretty soon I was showing her how to hold her head so she could deep throat me without gagging too much. She gagged anyway and threw up her drink, but it wasn’t too bad and she was determined to get it right… I assume this was the revenge part, because it is rare to find a girl that eager to do something that submissive so quickly.

We fucked for a couple hours, went to dinner, fucked some more, made a real mess of the bathroom and bed, and called it a night just after 11. She had to get home so her husband wouldn’t get suspicious when he called. I went home completely sated. Felt a little sorry for her… her marriage will not end well, and she will probably regret tonight, but I won’t. And I bet she wants to do it again.

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Met a Suicide Girls model yesterday in SF. She is one of these typical young, skater, dark, frownie types that hang out in coffee shops with lots of tattoos and piercings… A little like Girl #6 but less happy and has no money. You could see her nipple piercings through her skimpy white t-shirt with no bra. I just love this look. Quickly struck up a conversation and when she asked me what I doing there, I handed her my Quest card and told her the whole story of the 100 Girls in 1 Year. That’s when she told me she had posed for one of the Suicide Girls books/website. She showed me her pic on the website, and the pics of some of her friends, and I figured I was in.

Damn these Suicide Girls are amazing. If you haven’t checked them out, do it quickly www.suicidegirls.com. They just have such a “fuck the world, then fuck me hard” sort of look to them. Kinda sad, but ultra sexy. Very skinny, very dark and slutty all over.

I’m meeting her at her apartment Thursday afternoon. I’m pretty sure sex is a sure thing. That gives me two for the week… need to find one more!

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